Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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