whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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