help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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