so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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