If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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