Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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