All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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