so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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