Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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