Having a random hookup so left but love u
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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