roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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