I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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