I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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