I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We are all done wearing pants today
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