I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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