ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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