What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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