Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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