I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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