I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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