I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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