There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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