someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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