I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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