My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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