Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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