my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize