I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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