I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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