Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I am naked and annoyed.
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