So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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