Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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