I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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