Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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