I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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