On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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