Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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