this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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