why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize