Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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