my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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