Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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