are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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