I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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