Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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