hell yes lets make some ravioli
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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