Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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