Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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