Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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