Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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